Bearded Rockstar

I had class again tonight with the one that had me at beard.

His group was presenting to the class this week so I legitimately got to check him out for a good 20 mins. He actually looks a lot like the pic in my last post, but a bit salt and pepper coloured in the beard.

He is tall and smart and hot! And his preso tonight was bang on. His voice is so manly and deep. He is a freakin’ rockstar!

But I didn’t get a chance to talk to him tonight. Maybe next week!?!? Only 7 weeks of classes left!

Men Always Add an Extra Inch

Ok, so in a similar vein to my previous post, I am going to complain about another height related problem with dating. Men seem to struggle with measuring themselves, yet we all know they have done it…..

A few years ago on my quest for a gorgeous 6’5″ giant, I went along to a speed dating event specifically for tall men 6 foot plus. Seeing I am 5’10”, I decided to go with a conservative kitten heel of no more than 1 inch. So I knew I was standing about 5’11” that night. I turn up and gaze across the room looking upwards to try and lock eyes with my 6’5″ future husband. However my view kept getting interrupted by men at eye level. How could this be?!?!

The night progressed and after we had completed 6 out of the 12 dates we gathered for a half time intermission. Whilst standing around the bar sipping champagne, I happened to notice that I was taller than some of the men. Thus, they were certainly not 6 foot and above!

Now of all the things that men can lie about on the dating scene, I find that height is surely a big no no. It’s not exactly something that you can hide. Sure, you could shop at the same place that Tom Cruise gets his shoes, but eventually if it goes well there will be an occasion where you will be barefoot together. It would get really quite awkward for him to be walking around on tippy toes the whole time…..

I appointed an executive matchmaker earlier this year (more about this disaster later) and in my top 5 ‘must-have’ criteria, I listed ‘taller than me, ideally 6 foot plus’. My matchmaker delivered a profile of a match and he was listed as 5’11. Knowing I only had an inch to play with there, I again opted for a conservative 1 inch kitten heel for our date. Yet again he was shorter than me – by about an inch.

So the lesson here is that men always add an extra inch for good measure. And I mean always…

Short Girls are Selfish

Driving home from work this evening I passed many enthusiastic, endorphin rich individuals running around the bay. However a couple quite caught my eye….as they instantly enraged me!

The reason for the rage is perfectly warranted. Some people are just selfish, evil people who are ruining the world. You know the types, the ones that don’t wave when you let them in in traffic, the ones that stop dead in front of you on a busy footpath so you smack into them yet somehow it is your fault, and finally short girls that date tall guys.

Selfish, rude tarts!

Honestly, there are not enough 6 foot plus guys to go around in this world for short chicks to be stealing them, especially in Sydney! It is apparent that world stocks of tall men are depleting because 5 foot shorties keep taking all the 6’5″ men and the net result must surely be 5’8″ spawn?!? Tall men are an endangered species.

But rest assured, some selfish shorties get what they deserve. Kanye must be Kim’s punishment….