What was he thinking?

Just a quick update today. I was just perusing RSVP to see if there was any new stock and I see a new member with the nickname of ‘FreshMovements’. Now I’m thinking about ‘BowelMovements’ and associating it with him.

Girls don’t want to think about poo whilst dating. Geeze, most women need to see a man about 82 times before they would even feel half ok about doing a No. 2 at his place.

Seriously, what was he thinking?