The Sexiest Unattractive Man Ever


Last week Ms R and I headed out on a last minute adventure to the Chris Isaak concert. Grabbing some champers and a cheese platter in a bar before the show, we discussed the allure of Mr Isaak.

I’ve personally had the hots for him for many, many years. I told Ms R that although I thought he was in his early 50’s, I would most certainly go there given the chance!

Ms R disagreed saying he was a great entertainer, but far too old for her. To be fair, Ms R has been known to enjoy a slightly/lotly younger man ;p

Both in our mid-30’s, we were some of the youngest in the crowd when we arrived at the show. The opening act was James Reyne and he was amazing, yet had a distinctly 80’s sound. Again we debated if we’d go there and I was a definitive yes. Ms R was starting to come around, but not willing to commit. I googled and discovered he was 58. Shit!

So then we googled Chris Isaak. 59. Shit!!!

But……he is sexy as hell. The charm of a cheeky, charismatic man is very hard to beat. Many women go nuts for a musician, but personally my mind wanders to thoughts of how quickly they can strum their own instrument rather than how well they can strum mine….

After a few songs where we were up dancing and gazing longingly at Chris, I quizzed Ms R again as to if she still wouldn’t go there. She had changed her mind! I now had more competition….more competiton than the 40’s/ 50’s/ 60’s year old women just a glass of Chardy shy of throwing their knickers on stage.

Even with his boxer bashed nose, his Elvis hair and his ahem….short stature (185cm), I still would go there. He is deeeeeeeelicious!! Cheeky and charismatic trumps Bondi Vet/Channing Tatum caliber looks any day.

Oh and rich. That helps too…..   🙂


  1. cotswoldsgirl · April 11, 2016

    He’s really funny too. He was on Saturday Kitchen (Saturday morning TV show) a couple of months ago over here, and was struck by how amusing and witty (and charismatic) he was. Totally agree with you 🙂

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  2. Zzz · April 30, 2016

    How do you honestly feel about being approached by men when you are on a night out regardless if there is attraction or not


    • seriouslysingleinsyd · May 1, 2016

      Well, I don’t think I can answer that in a regardless way really! It’s an unfortunate fact that most men that approach women in bars are particularly undesirable. Either the undateable type with more confidence than appeal, or the sleaze bag type. I’d love more normal guys to approach if they are fun and can hold a conversation.


  3. Anonymous · May 28, 2016

    Any action on the dating scene darl?


    • seriouslysingleinsyd · May 29, 2016

      Nothing much to report I’m afraid. I’m still on a dating hiatus for now.


      • Anonymous · June 5, 2016

        On hiatus by choice?

        Try joining one of these car clubs on fb or online forums. Those car meets will have a lot of men for you! Or even maybe a social club?


      • seriouslysingleinsyd · June 5, 2016

        Yep. Just posted about what I’ve been up to lately. I actually am a member of a car club now, haven’t found any good talent yet though 😊


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