I caught up with Ms S for lunch last week and after updating her on my recent dates, she told me about her friend who is also busy perusing the delightful men on Tinder and how their profiles can be quite ummm….surprising.
Yes surprising. You can just be going about your business thinking he has a big head, swipe left. He has a little head, must be short, swipe left. OMG that is not his head. Well not the one on his shoulders…
But I must say that I have not encountered a dick pic (DP) whilst swiping on Tinder for quite some time. I’m not really complaining, but I do wonder why they have disappeared?
When I first started on Tinder they were quite prolific. Some were more discreet than others. The first pic might be a nice pic of the guy’s face so you stop and look at his other pics. Oh he is wearing a suit in pic 2, very nice. Oh he has a puppy in pic 3, sweet. Then bam, pic 4 is his dick. I wonder if he is DTF? Perhaps I should ask…
Anyhoo, Ms S reminded me of when at her birthday drinks last year I was sharing tales of being a single lady with the coupled up ladies. I showed them a pic a ‘gentleman’ happened to send me that week. In hindsight, it was a very ummm….substantial example of a DP and I never investigated it further, so it may have been a fake…
The group were shocked at how shameless the guy was and when I mentioned how frequently DPs appeared either on profiles or in conversation with a guy, they set me a challenge of getting a new one that night. I said I could do it within 15 mins.
Start the clock!!
I swiped right to some new guys quite indiscrimnately and contacted a few of the matches with suggestive greetings. One took the bait quickly and was out and about in the area and obviously looking for a friend that evening. After a couple of playful messages I flat out asked for a DP. He said he would be happy to oblige and would send it to my phone.
Mission accomplished. Within FIVE minutes.
Of course my phone got passed around so everyone could have a good look. We did feel a little bad for him, so to make him feel better about himself (and because we were tiddly…) we took a photo to return the favour.
Of the group of us ladies each giving him the V sign with tongue…..
I wonder why guys have become shy lately?!