How is Tinder a hook-up site when everyone looks like this….

Whenever I tell someone that I’m on Tinder, particularly those that are in long-term relationships and have not had the pleasure/displeasure of dating apps, they always look a little shocked  – kinda like I just told them I visit a prostitute every Sunday morning before church.

Everyone has the perception that Tinder is full of people hooking up left, right and centre. I would like to dispel this myth as it could not be possible when all the guys on Tinder look like this….

Boy band styling


Muscle shots (ahem….)


Who wears short shorts?
IMG_1730Open invitations to open pants parties

IMG_1744Men that love ‘Pussy’….and tatts

IMG_1739Men who love cats

IMG_1785Men who love cats….too much

IMG_1786(I feel that attempting ‘doggy style’ with a big cat is insulting?)

Men who are not house trained….

IMG_1833(Because men who leave their clothes all over the house are highly desired by women)

Men who Tinder in a toilet cubicle

IMG_1834Men with a little too much hair…

IMG_1837(It’s always too little, or too much!)

Sigh………………this is the pond I am swimming in!

Faces have been blurred and names removed to protect the innocent (and stupid).


  1. Ella North · November 5, 2014

    The tattooed pussycat man doesn’t look too bad 😉

    Liked by 1 person

    • seriouslysingleinsyd · November 5, 2014

      You should see his other pics! Only place not tattooed is his face. The ONLY place… ;p


      • Ella North · November 5, 2014

        Oh my… I TAKE IT BACK. lol!


  2. prinkatwong3rd · December 19, 2014

    Hahahaha….Ew to the short shorts.


  3. L. Rorschach · January 29, 2015

    The toilet stall photo is vile. WHO DOES THAT?!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. ambitiouswanderer · April 12, 2015

    Hahaha, I usually find rather alright non-weird looking guys. But once you get to know them… either half is not responsive, most of the other half is terrible. It’s not all about the looks, so maybe you should give these men a chance? 😉


    • seriouslysingleinsyd · April 13, 2015

      You do raise a good point! The attractive ones are often the most difficult to get a conversation going. They must be really busy I guess 😜


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