Inspirational Fitted Sheet Folding

Last night I caught up with some friends for drinks to celebrate Ms K’s birthday. As often happens, I spent a bit of time lamenting on how difficult it is proving to find myself a man.

I was telling my friends about my time on RSVP, Tinder and POF and how all the men I am currently meeting on these sites are boring. Ridiculously boring.

I also told them about a French guy I met on POF last week and because we were both pretty busy this week, we couldn’t catch up before Sunday night (tonight). Throughout the week, Frenchie has been txting me relentlessly. Now, I know that many of my recent posts have been complaining about the lack of contact from men. I guess it’s one of those situations where the grass is always greener, because this guy has been messaging me morning, noon and night. Even if I haven’t yet responded to a txt, he will sent another, then another…

So I was becoming increasingly less interested in this guy as the week progressed and then yesterday he sent me this…

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After that, I don’t think I could have mustered up any attraction to this man again. Not if he had a sexy french accent like the gorgeous chef Manu Feildel. Note even if he looked like Channing Tatum.

Yesterday afternoon I called him to suss out if he sounded like a complete weirdo or not, and if he did I would pull the pin on the date tonight. I called, got voicemail and his accent was not sexy. Not one bit sexy. I didn’t leave a message and I haven’t heard back from him, or received my inspirational quote for the day, so I guess he is another one of my dates that has died. At least I’m not too fussed this time.

Back to Ms K’s drinks, at one point we were discussing different ways to fold a fitted sheet with each of us describing how we prefer to do it. It became very clear at that point that I need to get out more…..no single, highly desirable man is hanging out discussing sheet folding!!

(Although I did have a lovely time catching up with my friends!)

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4 comments

  1. seriouslysingleinsyd · July 6, 2014

    Arrgghhh 3 mins after posting this he sent me a txt saying he has been away on a hunting trip. He’s cut.

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  2. jblondie09 · July 9, 2014

    “After that, I don’t think I could have mustered up any attraction to this man again.”

    omg…I almost died laughing. Frenchy is what I like to call a “Needy Ned” …you can almost smell their level of desperation for someone to “complete” them. It’s really gross.

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    • seriouslysingleinsyd · July 10, 2014

      Haha Needy Ned. I love it!! Neddles is still sending me txt messages. I’ve ignored 3 now. Surely that is his threshold for rejection?

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      • jblondie09 · July 10, 2014

        LOL oh no …trust me. There will be more text messages to come from him. haha

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